Birthday Boy 22nd Anniversary Edition

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Since today is my birthday, you can take this opportunity to purchase a limited edition cassette of a crappy lo-fi EP I released in 1996, (which has been re-released by a label in Eugene, Oregon without my knowledge or permission.) I guess I’ve finally reached the age as an artist where young people take up […]

“Buddy Holly” and the Crickets of Weezereaction

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What’s with these homies, dissing my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent? “Why do you like this song?” my girlfriend asked one time while we were driving somewhere. She had her iPhone plugged into the stereo, and I had been asking her […]